Two-Pot Screamer Tee
Float like a butterfly sting like one beer too many. In this case, that’s round two, but that’s ok. It’s all about quality, not quantity.
"My mother loves this t-shirt. Give her two drinks and she turns into Brendan Fevola on Brownlow night." - Stubby
- Made from 100% soft touch cotton
- Classic unisex fit t-shirt
- Retro puff print
- Prewashed fade
- Ribbed neckline
Models are wearing a size L
Female Model: Height 176cm ( 5’10’ ), Waist 86cm ( 34”), Hip 114 cm (45”), Chest 96cm (38”)
Male Model: Height 183cm ( 6’ ) Waist 76cm ( 30’) Chest 91cm (36’)
Online Male Model: Height 188cm ( 6’ 2 ) Waist 81cm ( 32’ ) Chest 104cm ( 41’ )
Online Female Model: Height 180cm ( 5' 11’ ) Waist 67cm ( 26½’ ) Hip 91cm ( 36’ ) Bust 79cm
Gentle cold machine wash.
Wash with like colours/separate.
Do not dry clean, bleach or tumble dry.
Dry in the shade to retain colour vibrancy.
Avoid abrasive surfaces.
Colours may transfer
We all love a good hot tub, but hot water washes, prolonged direct sunlight or other forms of heat can affect the adhesive on the puff print or may cause cracking. To get the best out of your Skwosh tees we recommend washing as per the label instructions and giving them a hug every so often.
Sometimes the colours can be more vibrant or muted in real life depending on your device screen settings, but we try our best to make em’ look right for you ledge! They’re designed to get better with age, like a quality vino, which means the colour will wash out a bit over time.
Need to return something? Not a problem.
Submit a return request here
All full-price purchases are eligible for a refund. This includes the use of welcome codes.
Change your mind but bought it on sale, with a promotional discount code or store credit? Discounted purchases are not eligible for refunds, however, if returned within 30 days we can exchange or issue a store credit.
Faulty? Please submit a return request. You will need to provide an image of the fault that can be assessed by our team.
Full Returns Policy.
All our items are dispatched from Sydney, Australia within 24 hours of payment being received. We post all our items via Australia Post, DHL and FedEx. Please allow up to 24hrs for your tracking number to be sent through.
Domestic orders (within Australia)
Delivered within 5 business days (Metro Areas)
Delivered within 7 business days (Rest of Australia)
Delivered within 2 business days (Metro areas)
Delivered within 3 business days (Rest of Australia)
FREE standard shipping on all orders over $50 AUD
FREE express shipping on all overs over $250 AUD
Regular Post may take up to 20 business days for delivery.
Excluding dispatch processing, customs clearances, and any local postal delays.
Next-day dispatch is not included on orders containing free US standard international postage
Express Post via Auspost usually takes between
5-10 business days.
Express post via DHL usually takes between
3-5 business days for delivery.
Excluding dispatch processing, customs clearances, and any local delivery days.
FREE standard intl. shipping on US orders $70+ (USD)
FREE express intl. shipping on orders $250+ (AUD)
Shipping rates are as displayed on checkout. If your region is not listed please contact us.
Wrap Your Arms Around Me
Our tees are so soft you’ll want to hug yourself constantly and your friends and family will definitely linger on embrace. We make our tees with love, so why shouldn’t you get some too! Available in a classic cut with a ribbed neckline for your pleasure and featuring our stand out puff print and finished with a retro fade to give it that big life feeling. Grab your new favourite tee and get to it, ledge!
Unique Designs To Make You Stand Out!
Each piece of Skwosh is a unique piece of art. With an air of effortless cool and touch of original quirkiness our head designer Stubby individually draws each Skwosh pattern by hand. Stubby draws inspiration from the carefree attitude of Aussie beach lifestyle + chicken nuggets. All our designs are handcrafted, that's what makes them so special! We hope you dig our designs as much as we do.